Phase One...

Transform the Closet

1.
Sort closet contents into boxes labeled
"KEEP," "DONATE," and "DISCARD."

2.
Remove existing shelving and patch holes in plaster.

3.
Paint the empty closet.
[You knew I would!]

4.
Install appropriate shelving.

5.
Reload the closet.

THESE ARE THE PLANS FOR PHASE ONE.
IT WAS MY INTENTION TO START TODAY. THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
BUT NOT BECAUSE I CAVED IN TO FEAR. NOR DID I PROCRASTINATE.
LIL DRAGON IS SICK AND I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY TAKING CARE OF HER.